Anonymous asked: Whose the sexiest male or female you know?
*Miranda blushes a little bit*
"To be completely honest? My former boyfriend was an extremely sexy man, by my standards. He was very fit, but, he wasn’t a bodybuilder. He had long, black locks that he kept tied back, almond-shaped brown eyes, pale skin, and the slightest hint of a beard. He’s so incredibly handsome…"
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite style of dress?
"Um… What exactly do you mean by that? Do you mean occasion, silhouette, or… um… ‘mood’ of the dress? Because, there are a lot of ways I could define that! But, if I had to give an answer, I’d have to say I love anything luxurious and expensive. Feathers, beads, sequins, high-quality fabrics… I love dresses that really put on the Ritz!"
Anonymous asked: Do you prefer men or women? Both romantically and platonically.
"I’m going to have to say that I prefer women as friends and men as lovers and/or romantic partners! However, I have had many male friends before, so, perhaps I really don’t mind either way, platonically. But, romantically, I prefer males, definitely. People who identify as male, at least. I need that masculinity to counter my masculinity… Am I even making sense anymore?”
Anonymous asked: What is the absolute worst smell for you?
*Miranda seems rather uncomfortable with this question.*
"I’m… not really sure, actually. I know garbage is absolutely awful, though. So, I’m going to have to say garbage. I hate garbage so incredibly much; you don’t even have any idea…"
Anonymous asked: You won a date with Antoinette, right? What do you think of her?
"Um… Actually, I haven’t spent any time with her, yet! So, I’m afraid I can’t really judge what I think of her. But, she seems like a sweet girl, and, I think we could have a lot of fun together! It’s actually a bit strange to think that I’ll be going on a date with another woman… But, I’m open to it! Who knows? Maybe I’ll discover something about myself I didn’t know before!"
Anonymous asked: Are there any smells that trigger memories for you?
*Miranda thinks for a moment.*
"Well, the smell of hot chocolate DOES remind me of this one time… I was about 8 years old, and I was practicing a certain ice spell. I lost control of the spell and encased myself in a thin layer of ice. It soon melted off, luckily, and my mother made lots and lots and lots of hot chocolate for me. I still laugh at that memory!"
Anonymous asked: What kind of men do you like?
"Oh, gosh. At my age? Virtually any employed man will do. I’m not getting any younger, and, I DO want to get married. To be honest, I never thought that I’d be 30+ and single. It’s really discouraging…"
Dear Diary, (03/04/14)
An ostrich… Why an ostrich, of all things? It couldn’t have been something smaller, like a dog or a goat or a chipsqueak? It had to be an ostrich… Incredible.
Where am I even going to keep it? It’s not like I have a really big house. And, I need to feed it and clean it and make sure it doesn’t get sick… But, you know what? I can’t just give it up. I need to take care of it. After all, I won it. It’s mine now… I wonder if it’s a girl or a boy. I hope it’s a girl. Or whichever has a better temperament.
What am I even going to name it? What’s a good name for an ostrich? Ozzy? Olivia? Does it have to start with an O? I don’t think it does. After all, it’s my ostrich. I can name it whatever I want. I could even name it Fluffy! I wonder what the feathers feel like.
…I think I’m going to have to buy a plot of land to keep my ostrich in. I’ll use the money my parents sent me to purchase it. I just want to keep my new pet happy, and, I doubt my cramped house will do… Who knows? Maybe I’ll learn something about rancher from this experience. Maybe I’ll have to move just to care for my ostrich… I heard that Waffle Island had some good plots of land, but, it’s been abandoned… And, I really don’t want to live as a hermit, no matter how lovely the animals would be.
I hope I can stay in Selphia. It would be extremely pointless to move to a new town just to move again so I can care for my ostrich…
Anonymous asked: Everyone has a birthday right? Well here's the catch-- You're going to invite someone to your birthday party so start writing up an invitation and make sure to put down the date of your birthday so they know when to mail you a gift! It'd be rude to just ask for a gift and not invite them to your party, right? And while you're at it... Send a invitation to three other people! Oh and here's the address for the person you're inviting: *Gives you SANJAY's address.*
"What a great idea! I’ll go do that right now!! Thank you very much, anon!
Now, Sanjay… Oh, he lives in Echo Village! How perfect. I can just go up to his residence and drop the invitation in the mailbox!”
Happy birthday Miranda! Here’s some cupcakes for your special day~
"Thank you so much, Popuri! Whoever you are!"